I realize this may be mildly disturbing , but you should see me w/o the hat !
And now my top ten reasons for wearing it:
10. Since I ended the blog entries no one will see this picture but me
9. It goes with my entire wardrobe (now THAT"S disturbing!)
8. The headliner in my truck has never been cleaner
7. I have something to scratch when I'm thinking, other than my ass
6. My lousy golf swing isn't as noticable with everyone pointing and saying "Look at the freakin' head on that guy"
5. I finally have something my son's won't borrow, at least not until Halloween.
4. When people give me a funny look, I get to say "It was a gift".
3. I fit right in with the Wal Mart crowd, especially at the Pharmacy..hmm
2. I don't have to call the doctor if it stays "up" for more than 4 hours...
not like that other thing....
1. Wearing it makes Avery laugh
Lorraine was right - it's time to start having fun again.
BUSTED!
ReplyDeleteNow all you need are those damn goofey pants John Daly wears and you'll be all set.
Looking forward to knocking it past you and Matt this weekend.
See you Thursday night...glad you wrote a little something on this blog yet.
Love you.
Hi!
ReplyDeleteYou have some friends who got a little addicted to your blog and still occasionally check to see if you have posted anything....so somebody besides you has seen the lovely picture.....and it made me laugh too!!!looks a little like my hair after a day at the beach :)
Hope you are doing well and "having fun"! Happy Easter to you, Joann and your family!
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